June 19, 2009

Good news for a change


Birds ... What do they do? They peck and poke ... And poop ... So there's not a lot of variety as to what can happen.
You couldn't find a better way to summarise the idiocy and emptiness of contemporary American commercial horror than this: Michael Bay's producers don't know how to make birds scary. Chainsaws, knives and hockey masks? A little bit easier. That good news? The remake's on hold.